Rohan's blog about Taurus the spider

Hi my name is Rohan and in India I have a pet spider he live in a cobweb in the corner ofthewashroom in my nani and papa's house. Me and Pap loved to feed Taurus so we go outside and puts ants in Tauruss web. Sometimes the ants get out sometimes the ants stay in the web. Or sometimes Taurus eats them all. I love Taurus. But I don't see Taurua anymore but papa saud there is baby Taurus. We call him Taurus junior.
The end.

The title with no name because the alien keeps zapping it

One day there was an aaaaaaaaaaa! Wo...eh sorry, it,s just the Alien keeps zapping the book! And I am going to send another author to write this in a secret headquarters because the alien is going to zap me right now....zzzzzaaap! hi, I am the author...it's okay children ...I'm fine. So author, get out of the way, this is my story. Now. There is no more alien so I can tell my story and make sure the alien does not zap you because he is still alive. One day there was a dog named pinkybottompinky. He was black with red polka dots. And there was a hamster. No there want really a hamster...I'm just kidding!
The dog really liked something that he never tried before. And kids, the alien isn't in this story. He really wanted to taste a cookie. He said "just one bite his owner said "not at all". But then the dog " one icy winch bite". The owner said" okay that's fine." so he gave him a bite, the dog said " mmmmmm, yummy" . But I think now it's the perfect time for a piece of cheese".

The end.
Author,s note: so kids, you know that this story is teaching yuo. But if you don't I'll tell you. This story is teaching you to never give your doggy a cookie because he will keep asking for more food and that's the real end. Oh, and this is going to be the really really real totally total real ending. ummm, was there a cat in this story? Well, if there was , don't believe they have a cat. Okay that,s the real real ending.
And alien, can you zap me because I am done my story. zzzzzzaaaaaap!

Boo Did I scare you?

One day there was a ghost named Boo. He wanted to scare someone. But the problem was no one got scared of him.but he thought he will scare someone today. so he got his best scary face on him. Then he went outside. He went past the river splashy splash splashy splash. He went through the woods rumble tumble rumble tumble.

He came up to a fox. The fox didn't see him. So he quickly hid behind a tree. And before the fox took one step, he jumped out from the tree and he landed on the ground. It made a huge rumbling sound and he said "BOO". The fox just stood there. then he tried staring at the fox. And when the fox didn't realise he was going to say BOO he quickly said "BOO".the fox just stood there and kept on going. And he whacked Boo so hard. it felt like a huge giant plane crashed into him.

But before Boo could say a word he saw a house in the woods. Maybe there was someone in it. Boo thought to himself so he sneakily walked up to the house, knocked on the wooden door then some children opened the door and before they could say a word, he said BOO. So loud that you. Ould hear it from Toronto to India. The kids were so terrified they locked the doors, the windows, they locked everything. The back door, the windows and they even locked the gate. They digged a huge hole outside their gardens so the ghost will fall in it. boo was so happy he ran to another house and kept scaring people until there was no more people to scare.

authors note: So if you hear a knock on your door just look through your window or look through anything g to make sure it is not Boo the ghost. And even he will try and get through your backdoor. And even he will try and get through your window. He's a very smart ghos. And let me tell you a few things. Make sure he doesn't steal any axes, a candle lighter or a chain saw. Because hen he will cut through your house and say BOO and say BOO and say BOO.

The End.

smudge- part 2

One day smudge went for a walk. He was only a turtle , 5 years old. But one day it was his birthday.

He ran and ran to see to find stuff that his friends would like. While he was walking, he stopped. He looked up in the air and he saw a seagull. He was scared. The seagull would swoop down and grab him. The seagull landed down to guard something. Smudge elk brave. It was eggs. Maybe it was turtle eggs. Smudge sneakily grabbed an egg. The seagull chased him. Smudge ran and ran. He slipped in mud. Smudge put his hands and feet in his shell and hid the egg in it too. He found something to plug so he plugged it and that protected him from getting all the mud in. Heonly find two stuff for his legs. So he plugged the egg for his head hole.

The seagull took his eggs to a new place. Smudge thought those were turtle eggs. Smudge slipped and slipped in the icky sticky mud. None of the mud got on the egg but some got on the things he used for plugging.

Smudge fell into a lake. The lake drifted him and then it drifted him and then there was a waterfall. Smudge fell into the waterfall. Then he fell into another river and then floated. He popped one leg out and then the other leg. Then he climbed up in land and then grabbed the egg and popped out his face from his shell.

Smudge kept walking. Then he found his nest. The party was ready. But no friends werether. They were still coming. But smudge put the egg in his nest. When e party was over they slept next morning something happened. The egg wiggled. A win came out. Another wing came out. A beL cMe out. Pop it was a seagull baby. Smudge did not feel scared. It was only a baby. But something was not right. Smudge needed to return the baby because when it growed up it would have eaten Smudge.

So smudge went to return the baby seagull. He went and went . Suddenly he stopped . He saw the seagull. The seagull was bug. It was bigger than before. And it was brown. It was huge. It did not move. It did not fall his wings. Its eyes were brown . Ten there were two seagull. One was small and it looked the same as the one smudge had seen before. The other one was brown and bigger. Silly smudge. The brown one was a statue. Smudge went and returemd the baby to the seagull. The seagull grabbed the baby and smudge and flew to smudges home. Then it dropped smudge. En it flew away with its baby. But the baby did not fly. The seagull just carried the baby. And that is the end.
Authorsnote:well, I hope you enjoyed this story and I hope you enjoy the nextone. And smudge is not like a walking turtle like franklin. Its just a turtle that can talk. And thats the end.

Catty's Adventures

Chapter-5
I thnk this is Chapter 5 because I started at Chapter 1 and left off at chapter 4 so sorry! one christams there was lots of presents . One was for none it didn't have a label. Catty did not get any.Cattyaisa cat and he lots of adventures.

Chapter 6
Hey do you know what's in here?Sorry, Santa said icant tell.

Chapter 7
Catty would like go type so okay catty you can type. Okay first let me write your part.
No no write the baby,s part. She only says bah bah. All right what do you think about what this story will be. Bah bah bah bah bah. Bah bah bah. Bah. Okay I can,t understand you. Bah okay . I'm just boing to leave off because I don't think I can handle this baby so I might be a little late for work.

Funny poems by Rohan

Filly Folly Fally

Susan Margreta and Jones went to buy some eggs and ham.

Jones fell down and ripped his gown.

He saw another one.

He put it on and left his old one dowm.

But then Jones made an accident.

He was actually wearing curtains.

Big fish, small fish, Oops

Little Jhonny went fishing

He got big fish and small fish

He saw a huge fish jump up

He reeled it in

Oops he made a mistake

He caught a shark

He wasn't going to eat the shark

The shark was going to eat him.

Don't take your cat out on a windy day

Jonie Jenny took his cat out on a windy day

The cat blew away

And fell into a lake

Some fish bited his butt

And the cat ran away.

Be careful when you sleep

Filly Folly went to bed

He forgot to fix the lamp

The lamp fell on the bed

And Filly Folly slept in the lake

But when he slept in the lake

He had turned into a fish

Watch your step

One day Jones went out for a walk

He accidentally stepped into a pond

With fish with teeth the size of blades

The fish pulled him in

When he got out

everybody stared at him

And then someone gave him a mirrow

And he looked in the mirror

And then he saw

that he was naked

Don't daydream when it's winter

When it was winter, Jonie waked up

He said" Aah, I am daydreaming"

He thought it was summer

And said"Good morning, sun"

He put on his shorts and put on his flip flops

And put on his half T-shirt

And without his sweatshort or jacket

He went out to play.

He jumped up and then a snowflake fell on him

When he touched the ground

He froze.

And then he realised it was winter

He took off his shorts and he took off everything

And went in to change

And when it was summer

he thought he was still daydreaming

He put on his winter jacket

He out on his long sleeve T-shirt

He put on his jacket

and his snowpants

and his mittens

he put on his snow shoes

and went outside

This time, he did not freeze

But the minute he touched the ground

He burnt his clothes off

Then he was naked

The Cat's Bad Holiday

One day a mouse went for a holiday

A train led him into a big cave

And it was actually a giant cat

As the minute he realised he jumped out

And then he lit a match and put it in the cat's bum

the cat jumped up

found the water

But then a giant shark came

The cat gulped and ran away naked without his fur on.

The Reptile Camp

Chapter 1- The Exciting Camp

One day Steven was going to camp. He was very excited. there were going to see reptiles and snakes , a show and how to feed animals and they got to feed the crocodiles. When the bus stopped at the reptile house, they said this. "Welcome to our newest latest camp. This is where you will sleep tight and we will put our newest latest crocodile by your bedside and in a cage it will be. "And they followed a lady to the newest latest crocodile chamber.

Chapter 2- The Crocodile Chamber

They looked at white crocodiles, green crocodiles, all sorts of crocodile but not purple or pink but just regular colors like white and green. They chose which crocodile they would like to sleep by their side. Steven chose a big giant white one.
"WOW" everyone said, "that crocodile is huge." So they went to sleep. Steven had a bunk bed with his brother. They were the same age. Steven whispered into his brother's ears. "Nyro, do you think we're going to see more reptiles?"
Nyro said to Steven, "We're going to see as many as we can. "
"Oh", said Steven.
Nyro said, "And I have a book for you."
" Oh Thanks", said Steven. What's it about?"
" It's about all the reptiles. "
"So let's look for the biggest snake in the world. Well, I already know it.
"What?"
" it's the Anaconda. It gets it food by squeezing around its prey and it swallows it. "

Chapter 3- Large Reptiles

The next day, Steven and Nyro walked down the reptile hallway. The lady said to read a sign and the sign said, "Large Reptiles right ahead."
"WOW", Steven and Nyro said. "We're going to see an Anaconda and a viper."
"And maybe we are going to see one of the rarest reptiles in the whole world. That can only be the greatest reptile in the whole world.. Now we know which one that is. It's the one with the slithery body, one head, two big eyes and it has two feet on each side like a lizard and sometimes it slithers on it's tummy. It's called the the lizard livo snake."

They saw large reptiles. One was an Anaconda. And they saw the rarest snake in the world.

"Let's go." And the the lady said to the whole class. We are going to see each reptile in one day. So they went on a boat in the deep ocean. They saw giant sharks. They fed them. Then they went back to the reptile museum. Then they fed their alligators.

Chapter 4- Reptile Escape

After breakfast, they went to see more reptiles. they saw lots of reptiles. They went and saw a cage. it was EMPTY. They didn't see any camoflauge. They didn't see anything. Then they saw a screw down and the cage open. "Oh Oh", everyone gasped.
They searched the whole museum to see which one was missing. but that must have been the newest reptile. they were so afraid. They wanted to see what it looked like. They wanted to see the newest reptile. they searched high and low,, they searched everywhere. They didn't find it anywhere. Everyone sighed. We will never see the new reptile. Not if we keep looking. Everyone kept looking, kept looking, kept looking, kept looking and kept looking. They checked in all the cages. None of them had two reptiles of different kinds.

Chapter 5- Found the Reptile

After five minutes, the leader who was in charge of the reptile museum found the reptile. They did not put a screw cage.They put a electric cage. Everybody saw the reptile now. it was A Ancaonda. but it had stripes and it had a green tongue. The anaconda flicked its tongue. It spit. That anaconda is quite a clever one, 1 kid said. he;s the artist in this reptile museum. he just wants to be in a nice clean cage and this cage is not clean enough. Well maybe we can clean it for him. So they did and the cage was so squeaky clean that the anaconda never escaped again.

Chapter 6- Feeding the Reptiles.

The next day they fed the reptiles. Big ones, even the rarest ones in world. They were really excited for going to this camp and hoped the next camp would be excitinger. Just three more days said the coach. His name was Tyrane. He was the guy who know all the stuff about reptiles. "Today," said Tyrane, " we are going to see a komodo dragon. Komodo dragons are the really really just lizards. But these are Komodo dragons and they sound like dragons but they are actually lizards. "
No one knew about that. Tyrane led the kids into a large container. two komodo dragons were sitting there. One was sitting in the water. one was sitting on land. Now, said Tyrane. You are going to see how to feed the reptiles. "Feed them," said the kids.
"Feed them, said Tyrane.
"Yipee," said the kids.
"Any questions", said tyrane.
" have one," said Steven. Are komodo dragons rare or common?
"Well, that question is not an answer. Maybe you can find out in the book", said Nyro.
"Oh, I just remembered. That's not a question."
" Anymore questions," said Tyrane.
One girl raised up her hand yes, said Tyrane.
"Are komodo dragons lok like lizards and their face looks like dragons."
" Yes, see. "
"Oh", said the girl.

They saw how to feed the komodo dragons and they went on and 2 more days passed. And then it was time to go. Nyro and Steven said to their parents, "We had lot of fun. "

The End

Authors Note: So everyone, the rarest reptile wasn't a real one. It was just make believe . but how the anaconda gets its prey by squeezing it , that is real. And the komodo dragon is real. And what I said about the komodo dragon is real.

The real end.

Just for you

One bright sunny day, they lived 4 bunnies. One was a baby bunny. One was a kid bunny. One was a daddy bunny. And one was a mommy bunny. They had so much carrots that they never had to go the market to buy them again.

But the market was lived with three farmers. One farmer's name was named Carrot Bean. He was a farmer who peeled all the skin off the carrots. The second farmer was named Krama. He was the farmer that washed the carrots. And the third farmer was named Porch Bean. He was the farmer that wiped the carrots. Those three farmers never got any money to be rich. All they wanted to be rich. But those family bunnies named the Family Bunny stole all their nicest carrots.

One night when the bunnies were sleeping the farmers thought of a plan to capture. They thought to get their men to surround the bunny house. So they tried that but the bunnies had a new cottage that they built. So they went to the new cottage. The farmers tried another plan. And it was mysterious and good. They would set an alarm but the bunnies jumped so high that the alarm could not go on and each time the bunny stole the carrot, it whacked the farmer in the face and then the farmer went flying into the oceans and then a pack of fish was biting each of their bums.

They had another plan that was sneaky and good. They would set three traps each to catch each one of the bunnies. So they tried the plan. One farmer went in a bush. one farmer jumped in the lake. And one farmer took off his pants and took off his T-shirt and took off all his clothes and lay down on a rock as if he was dead. Each farmer had a gun. But the one who jumped in the lake saw a shark and the shark took the gun away. So the one who was in the water hid in the underground sea cave. They called this trap the nickel trap. But the farmers had a carrot. The bunnies wondered what their next plan would be. The bunnies wondered what they would do next. Maybe they would do something with a carrot but what. So, they went outside but before they could even go out the door they opened it and sniffed all around. They saw one farmer without his clothes with a carrot in his hand. they smelt two more carrots. One was in the ocean and one was in the bush. While they were thinking about that, the farmer in the ocean was doing the kung fu on the fish. And one fish bited him. He screamed so loud that the whole entire bunny family was thinking what that noise was. Maybe it was a talking carrot. Impossible.

So they stepped out just 1 insy tinsy step. Nothing happened. Another insy tinsy step. Well, nothing happened. The more they stepped, the more they could smell more stuff. Suddenyl one huge step they took. Suddenly they smelt the farmer and the gun. Suddenly, BOOM!!!

The farmers jumped out of their hiding place and the one that was pretending to be dead jumped up and the three farmers shot out one bullet each. Three bunnies got caught. The mummy one, the daddy one and the baby one but the kid one got away. But the three farmers just had three bullets and now they only had two. The farmers didn;t want to use all of their bullets because they didn;t have any more because they shot a tree because a tree and a rock . So now they didn't have any more bullets. "get the bunny", one farmer yelled. The 2 farmers scrambled into the forest searching for the little bunny. They ran tripping over sticks and one farmer had three prickles in his back. "Ouch" .

But the bunny came back to where he was. He freed his parents and his baby and bunny family said to the farmers, " We won't steal your carrots and we can help out too. You can give us things you make the carrots out of and we won;t have to steal from you". The farmers sighed, they dropped their guns and they agreed.

Author's note- Now I hope you learned lots of things from this story and one is you don't need something that the other one has. You can always just play with something else. That is what I call respecting. Some people don't call that respecting...but I do.
And another thing you learned from this story is to share. Like in the end when the farmers give up all their things and they share. Another thing you learned from this story- the last thing- is to not be greedy. Like when they kept stealing. because they wanted the farmers attention. but the farmers never wanted their attention. They wanted to make life more simple on the farm.

All these three things when you make them up it is called life peace. they call it that because life can be peace and if you fight about one insy winsy thing, what should that be about. As long as you have something that you have peace in. you should not take that thing away. It can't be lots of things in this world that you want because you are the one.Because you are the one that has to tell yourself to be more confident. And that's the three things that you have in a peaceful world.

The Coyotes Hard Answer

One day not so long ago a coyote had been in the dark woods for a long time 34 months ! He lived in a very dark cave. One day after breakfast he called the Coyote Mover who cleared up his stuff,he cut the cave into a large tree,but the mover asked the coyote are you smart Mr.Coyote? And then he said...YES!!! I have answered 995 questions I know how airplanes go I know how there engines blow I also know which button is which ,I also know how the dinosaurs exist and how they died , but he said a hard question,what do you do with crayons ? It took hours...and...hours ...and hours...FINALLY he got the answer you draw with them! WOW that was one REALLY HARD question the Mover said "that's right!


THE END

smudge - part 1

One day, not so long ago, and through the forest deep and steep and slippery covered with seaweed and mud. Through the squishy , icky mud. Through the tall tall grass. Over the short ,short hills. Through the cold wind. A mother turtle had went to lay her eggs in the nest she made. The egg was kind of not white. But the more the wind blowed, the more it would get bright. One afternoon, the egg had hatched. The baby turtle has grown into 5 years old. And his name is Smudge. Smudge loved to explore. One evening, Smudge went and saw a beautiful view. After lunch time Smudge went out again to find the view. But to his surprise, it was gone. The again he went to bed. the next morning the same thing happened. The view was gone after lunch and he got there by night. Only where the view was there. Smudge looked down at his feet and thought "maybe the view is just a dream." As he was walking away, he was not tired so then it was morning and once he looked at the view, he knew what was going on. It was not a dream from last night's sleep. the view only came out in the afternoon. SO it was an afternoon view. No wonder it did not come in the darkness.
And that is the end of Smudge's view.