Filly Folly Fally
Susan Margreta and Jones went to buy some eggs and ham.
Jones fell down and ripped his gown.
He saw another one.
He put it on and left his old one dowm.
But then Jones made an accident.
He was actually wearing curtains.
Big fish, small fish, Oops
Little Jhonny went fishing
He got big fish and small fish
He saw a huge fish jump up
He reeled it in
Oops he made a mistake
He caught a shark
He wasn't going to eat the shark
The shark was going to eat him.
Don't take your cat out on a windy day
Jonie Jenny took his cat out on a windy day
The cat blew away
And fell into a lake
Some fish bited his butt
And the cat ran away.
Be careful when you sleep
Filly Folly went to bed
He forgot to fix the lamp
The lamp fell on the bed
And Filly Folly slept in the lake
But when he slept in the lake
He had turned into a fish
Watch your step
One day Jones went out for a walk
He accidentally stepped into a pond
With fish with teeth the size of blades
The fish pulled him in
When he got out
everybody stared at him
And then someone gave him a mirrow
And he looked in the mirror
And then he saw
that he was naked
Don't daydream when it's winter
When it was winter, Jonie waked up
He said" Aah, I am daydreaming"
He thought it was summer
And said"Good morning, sun"
He put on his shorts and put on his flip flops
And put on his half T-shirt
And without his sweatshort or jacket
He went out to play.
He jumped up and then a snowflake fell on him
When he touched the ground
He froze.
And then he realised it was winter
He took off his shorts and he took off everything
And went in to change
And when it was summer
he thought he was still daydreaming
He put on his winter jacket
He out on his long sleeve T-shirt
He put on his jacket
and his snowpants
and his mittens
he put on his snow shoes
and went outside
This time, he did not freeze
But the minute he touched the ground
He burnt his clothes off
Then he was naked
The Cat's Bad Holiday
One day a mouse went for a holiday
A train led him into a big cave
And it was actually a giant cat
As the minute he realised he jumped out
And then he lit a match and put it in the cat's bum
the cat jumped up
found the water
But then a giant shark came
The cat gulped and ran away naked without his fur on.
