The title with no name because the alien keeps zapping it

One day there was an aaaaaaaaaaa! Wo...eh sorry, it,s just the Alien keeps zapping the book! And I am going to send another author to write this in a secret headquarters because the alien is going to zap me right now....zzzzzaaap! hi, I am the author...it's okay children ...I'm fine. So author, get out of the way, this is my story. Now. There is no more alien so I can tell my story and make sure the alien does not zap you because he is still alive. One day there was a dog named pinkybottompinky. He was black with red polka dots. And there was a hamster. No there want really a hamster...I'm just kidding!
The dog really liked something that he never tried before. And kids, the alien isn't in this story. He really wanted to taste a cookie. He said "just one bite his owner said "not at all". But then the dog " one icy winch bite". The owner said" okay that's fine." so he gave him a bite, the dog said " mmmmmm, yummy" . But I think now it's the perfect time for a piece of cheese".

The end.
Author,s note: so kids, you know that this story is teaching yuo. But if you don't I'll tell you. This story is teaching you to never give your doggy a cookie because he will keep asking for more food and that's the real end. Oh, and this is going to be the really really real totally total real ending. ummm, was there a cat in this story? Well, if there was , don't believe they have a cat. Okay that,s the real real ending.
And alien, can you zap me because I am done my story. zzzzzzaaaaaap!