Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Magic Boots

One day, Sarah went to buy some new boots. When she got the new boots, she sang `New Boots...boots are mine I will keep them for my life``
Then she went to get some cheese. Then she sang `` New cheese, new boots. Cheese and boots are mine. I`ll keep them for my life. ``
Just then she wore the boots and she felt something wet. She took off the boots and whoooosh- water flew out of the boots. The boots started flying and whirling all around. It kicked the cheese all the way out of the window. The boots banged and crashed and twirled. `` Well, I guess I could have magic boots inside my house. It;s not that big of a deal``, said Sarah. But when she went to bed, all she heard was crash bang boom. At lunchtime, the only plates were broken ones.
So Sarah had an idea. She went to the store where she had bought the boots. The sign outside the store said `The Magic Clothes Store`` She bought a pair of socks, a sweater , a sweatshirt and more and more clothes. The socks chased the boots out. The shirt chased the socks out. And the sweatshirt chased the shirt out. The only one left in the house was the sweatshirt and Sarah.
Well, Sarah did what she did. She yelled ``HEY KIDS, IF YOU WANT TO BE THE COOLEST KID, PUT ON THIS SWEATSHIRT!`` And the kids ran after the sweatshirt and Sarah lived happily ever after.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

The Magician's Magical Mistake

One day no, no, no, that's not how it began! It began like this. One day, hey, that's what I said! Well, maybe you should check your words.
Now, where was I? Oh ya. One day, in a old crooked house lived a magician. He was very good at doing magic. One day he took his hat and practised a spell. But he forgot the words. then a slip of paper came through the window. It had a spell. He tried it. Flicko flacka flicko flacka whoola doo sloopy loopy and this spell is true! Whoosh. he tapped 3 times on his hat.

Suddenly his tissue grew a face. It's started bouncing off shelves and started sneezing on itself. "What are you doing" ? cried the magician. "Why, bouncing off shelves", said the tissue. "Stop it!" said the magician. The tissue said, "Start it?" Why! Okay!" he grabbed the wand and zap!! The toys came alive. Soon, everything came alive. The more the wand zapped them the bigger they got. Soon, they were as big as the house. Then one of them put on the hat. Boooooooooom!! The toy dissapeared. The magician had an idea. He threw the hat in the air. But one of his tank toys destroyed the hat. He had another idea. He said the spell the other way. Loopy sloopy doo whoola flacko flicko flacka flicko!

The toys started shrinking. Smaller and smaller and smaller. The magician quit his job and started to be a toymaker. He hoped the toys would not come alive.

The e...Wait!!! That's not how the story goes. Oh ya, well, maybe you should check the story. I already did! It goes like this. PUSH!!!!! Never mind him.

The End.