The title with no name because the alien keeps zapping it

One day there was an aaaaaaaaaaa! Wo...eh sorry, it,s just the Alien keeps zapping the book! And I am going to send another author to write this in a secret headquarters because the alien is going to zap me right now....zzzzzaaap! hi, I am the author...it's okay children ...I'm fine. So author, get out of the way, this is my story. Now. There is no more alien so I can tell my story and make sure the alien does not zap you because he is still alive. One day there was a dog named pinkybottompinky. He was black with red polka dots. And there was a hamster. No there want really a hamster...I'm just kidding!
The dog really liked something that he never tried before. And kids, the alien isn't in this story. He really wanted to taste a cookie. He said "just one bite his owner said "not at all". But then the dog " one icy winch bite". The owner said" okay that's fine." so he gave him a bite, the dog said " mmmmmm, yummy" . But I think now it's the perfect time for a piece of cheese".

The end.
Author,s note: so kids, you know that this story is teaching yuo. But if you don't I'll tell you. This story is teaching you to never give your doggy a cookie because he will keep asking for more food and that's the real end. Oh, and this is going to be the really really real totally total real ending. ummm, was there a cat in this story? Well, if there was , don't believe they have a cat. Okay that,s the real real ending.
And alien, can you zap me because I am done my story. zzzzzzaaaaaap!

Boo Did I scare you?

One day there was a ghost named Boo. He wanted to scare someone. But the problem was no one got scared of him.but he thought he will scare someone today. so he got his best scary face on him. Then he went outside. He went past the river splashy splash splashy splash. He went through the woods rumble tumble rumble tumble.

He came up to a fox. The fox didn't see him. So he quickly hid behind a tree. And before the fox took one step, he jumped out from the tree and he landed on the ground. It made a huge rumbling sound and he said "BOO". The fox just stood there. then he tried staring at the fox. And when the fox didn't realise he was going to say BOO he quickly said "BOO".the fox just stood there and kept on going. And he whacked Boo so hard. it felt like a huge giant plane crashed into him.

But before Boo could say a word he saw a house in the woods. Maybe there was someone in it. Boo thought to himself so he sneakily walked up to the house, knocked on the wooden door then some children opened the door and before they could say a word, he said BOO. So loud that you. Ould hear it from Toronto to India. The kids were so terrified they locked the doors, the windows, they locked everything. The back door, the windows and they even locked the gate. They digged a huge hole outside their gardens so the ghost will fall in it. boo was so happy he ran to another house and kept scaring people until there was no more people to scare.

authors note: So if you hear a knock on your door just look through your window or look through anything g to make sure it is not Boo the ghost. And even he will try and get through your backdoor. And even he will try and get through your window. He's a very smart ghos. And let me tell you a few things. Make sure he doesn't steal any axes, a candle lighter or a chain saw. Because hen he will cut through your house and say BOO and say BOO and say BOO.

The End.