The Magician's Magical Mistake

One day no, no, no, that's not how it began! It began like this. One day, hey, that's what I said! Well, maybe you should check your words.
Now, where was I? Oh ya. One day, in a old crooked house lived a magician. He was very good at doing magic. One day he took his hat and practised a spell. But he forgot the words. then a slip of paper came through the window. It had a spell. He tried it. Flicko flacka flicko flacka whoola doo sloopy loopy and this spell is true! Whoosh. he tapped 3 times on his hat.

Suddenly his tissue grew a face. It's started bouncing off shelves and started sneezing on itself. "What are you doing" ? cried the magician. "Why, bouncing off shelves", said the tissue. "Stop it!" said the magician. The tissue said, "Start it?" Why! Okay!" he grabbed the wand and zap!! The toys came alive. Soon, everything came alive. The more the wand zapped them the bigger they got. Soon, they were as big as the house. Then one of them put on the hat. Boooooooooom!! The toy dissapeared. The magician had an idea. He threw the hat in the air. But one of his tank toys destroyed the hat. He had another idea. He said the spell the other way. Loopy sloopy doo whoola flacko flicko flacka flicko!

The toys started shrinking. Smaller and smaller and smaller. The magician quit his job and started to be a toymaker. He hoped the toys would not come alive.

The e...Wait!!! That's not how the story goes. Oh ya, well, maybe you should check the story. I already did! It goes like this. PUSH!!!!! Never mind him.

The End.