Wednesday, February 8, 2012
The Magic Boots
Then she went to get some cheese. Then she sang `` New cheese, new boots. Cheese and boots are mine. I`ll keep them for my life. ``
Just then she wore the boots and she felt something wet. She took off the boots and whoooosh- water flew out of the boots. The boots started flying and whirling all around. It kicked the cheese all the way out of the window. The boots banged and crashed and twirled. `` Well, I guess I could have magic boots inside my house. It;s not that big of a deal``, said Sarah. But when she went to bed, all she heard was crash bang boom. At lunchtime, the only plates were broken ones.
So Sarah had an idea. She went to the store where she had bought the boots. The sign outside the store said `The Magic Clothes Store`` She bought a pair of socks, a sweater , a sweatshirt and more and more clothes. The socks chased the boots out. The shirt chased the socks out. And the sweatshirt chased the shirt out. The only one left in the house was the sweatshirt and Sarah.
Well, Sarah did what she did. She yelled ``HEY KIDS, IF YOU WANT TO BE THE COOLEST KID, PUT ON THIS SWEATSHIRT!`` And the kids ran after the sweatshirt and Sarah lived happily ever after.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
The Magician's Magical Mistake
Now, where was I? Oh ya. One day, in a old crooked house lived a magician. He was very good at doing magic. One day he took his hat and practised a spell. But he forgot the words. then a slip of paper came through the window. It had a spell. He tried it. Flicko flacka flicko flacka whoola doo sloopy loopy and this spell is true! Whoosh. he tapped 3 times on his hat.
Suddenly his tissue grew a face. It's started bouncing off shelves and started sneezing on itself. "What are you doing" ? cried the magician. "Why, bouncing off shelves", said the tissue. "Stop it!" said the magician. The tissue said, "Start it?" Why! Okay!" he grabbed the wand and zap!! The toys came alive. Soon, everything came alive. The more the wand zapped them the bigger they got. Soon, they were as big as the house. Then one of them put on the hat. Boooooooooom!! The toy dissapeared. The magician had an idea. He threw the hat in the air. But one of his tank toys destroyed the hat. He had another idea. He said the spell the other way. Loopy sloopy doo whoola flacko flicko flacka flicko!
The toys started shrinking. Smaller and smaller and smaller. The magician quit his job and started to be a toymaker. He hoped the toys would not come alive.
The e...Wait!!! That's not how the story goes. Oh ya, well, maybe you should check the story. I already did! It goes like this. PUSH!!!!! Never mind him.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Rohan's fables- stories with morals.
The Foolish Villager
One day the lions were fighting the villagers in Africa. One of them survived. He was so relieved that he told everybody. They were amazed. So they had a big feast. He was so pleased he told everyone how it happened.
But he thought I was smart and survived. So maybe I can steal the lion's food.
The next morning he woke up at 3 am. He sneaked into the lions territory. The lions burst with rage. When everyone woke up they could not find the villager. They learned of a valuable lesson.
Moral: Don't expect everything that you want will come.
The Mean Snake
One day there was a mean snake. Whenever the frogs came by his hole, he sang “foolish frog, foolish frog, you came to my hole , you thought I was a mole. Well, I’ll swallow you whole.” And he did. He never let the frogs live. Because only if they gave did a favor for him, he would he let them live. But none of the frogs could think of one.
One day a wise bug walked down the road. A frog saw him and said “Yummy yum.” “Please spare my life and I will get rid of your problems”, said the bug.
So the frog whispered something into the bug’s ear. The bug walked to the snake and said, “Oh dear snake, please come out. The snake slithered out of his hole. The bug said, “I will lead you to the frog’s village. So the snake followed him. Bite into this rock, said the bug and it will lead you to the frog’s village. “
So the snake bit on the rock which was actually a lion’s face. He roared in pain and ate the snake. And the bug and the frogs lived happily ever after.
Moral: What you do will come back to you.
How a mouse can dodge three animals
One day a mouse was walking by. A bear caught it. He was about to throw the mouse in the river when the mouse chewed his claws and the bear growled with pain and dropped the mouse on the grass.
Just then an eagle flew by. He said, “Ha, this mouse is weak. He laughed and laughed but then he could not find the mouse! Because the mouse hid in the forest since he was so little.
The eagle looked and looked but the mouse was nowhere to be found.
Just then a fox rambled by. He said, “Ha, he could not even escape a house if it was on fire. “ The mouse ran in a hole and the fox tried to get in there but he could not. So he went looking for some other prey.
All of the three animals chased after the mouse. The mouse jumped through the eagle’s legs and the bear bumped into the eagle, jumped off the bear’s head and right through the fox’s claws. They all fell in the river. And the mouse , well, he just sat there laughing.
Moral: If you’re small does not mean you’re weak at all.
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Through the far lands ( a poem )
riding a crocodile, swishing through the river, and eating some yummy feasts.
Riding on a dragon, soaring through clouds, breathing out fire, rising higher.
Riding an ostrich, zooming through the trees, eating honey from the bees.
Sleeping on a bed, your imagination is tired, sleeping sleeping and .......riding a horse, riding a crocodile, riding on a dragon, riding on an ostrich and saying good night on your comfy cosy bed.
The far lands are sleeping, so should you, but don't forget
you can play in your dreams too.
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
He dashed around Gles's room and bumped into the door. Then Gless's dad came up. What's all the noise he said. As soon as he looked he yelled Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The monster yelled Aaaahhhhhhhh!! The monster jumped up, banged the ceiling and fell flat on the floor. Then Gless's mom came up the stairs. "What's all that noise" she said. Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!! yelled Gless's mom. The monster yelled Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!! Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!! Aaaaahhhhhh!!!
The monster ran downstairs, ran through the door, ran into a spaceship, blasted himself into space and zoomed and zoomed and zoomed and he yelled "Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!
And Gless was not afraid anymore. But maybe just a little he was afraid of spiders. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
THE END
Friday, September 30, 2011
This is that and that is this
Monday, August 15, 2011
Hoppy the Happy Frog
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Lots of sounds
At the farm, I hear farm animals. Some of them are big and some of them are small. Oink, Moo, Cock a doodle doo. If you mixed all those sounds together- you would get this- Oinmoocockdoodledooa. Now we are at the jungle. Ooo ooh squak snap. If you put all that together you would get this- snaooquak. Now we are at the train station. Choo choo chuga chuga all aboard. If you put all that together, you will get- chugachugachoochooaboard.
Oink. Moo. cockadoodledoo. Ooo ooh. squak. snap. choo choo chuga chuga all aboard. If you put all that together, you get- squookcoockadoolesnalchugachoooooohoinkmooallaboard. And the last sound is
THE END
Monday, March 28, 2011
The Magic Bike
One day Odum got a bike. He wanted to ride it. He went on the bike and then as soon as he got on the bike the bike zoomed into the air. Then when he pushed the pedals he found that he was flying. The he went down on the ground. Then he went back home ate his supper and went to bed.
After he went to be he woke up in the morning and rided his bike to school. And then as soon as he got on the bike his school was right next to him. He went into school and after school he went back home. After his lunch he rode his bike again. But there was a problem, when he got on his bike it would not budge. When he was pedaling forward it went backwards. Then he pushed backwards and it zoomed. It zipped through traffic lights, it banged into trees, and even woke up a bear. As he walked home something happened. The bike slowly came out of his closet and it moved closer to the door and … woooshhhhh… It rode off. Odum ran after it but it went faster and faster until the bike went up a building. He climbed a ladder up the building but the bike rode down the stairs and went out of the building. Odum jumped down and tried to catch the bike. The bike turned around and then chased odum. Odum ran and ran and ran and ran. Then the wheel went POP. The bike went flying into the air and landed down with a big THUD. Then fireworks wen t flying into the sky and Odum never got something like a bike ever again.
But maybe he would get a scooter.
THE END.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Rohan's blog about Taurus the spider
The end.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
The title with no name because the alien keeps zapping it
The dog really liked something that he never tried before. And kids, the alien isn't in this story. He really wanted to taste a cookie. He said "just one bite his owner said "not at all". But then the dog " one icy winch bite". The owner said" okay that's fine." so he gave him a bite, the dog said " mmmmmm, yummy" . But I think now it's the perfect time for a piece of cheese".
The end.
Author,s note: so kids, you know that this story is teaching yuo. But if you don't I'll tell you. This story is teaching you to never give your doggy a cookie because he will keep asking for more food and that's the real end. Oh, and this is going to be the really really real totally total real ending. ummm, was there a cat in this story? Well, if there was , don't believe they have a cat. Okay that,s the real real ending.
And alien, can you zap me because I am done my story. zzzzzzaaaaaap!
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Boo Did I scare you?
He came up to a fox. The fox didn't see him. So he quickly hid behind a tree. And before the fox took one step, he jumped out from the tree and he landed on the ground. It made a huge rumbling sound and he said "BOO". The fox just stood there. then he tried staring at the fox. And when the fox didn't realise he was going to say BOO he quickly said "BOO".the fox just stood there and kept on going. And he whacked Boo so hard. it felt like a huge giant plane crashed into him.
But before Boo could say a word he saw a house in the woods. Maybe there was someone in it. Boo thought to himself so he sneakily walked up to the house, knocked on the wooden door then some children opened the door and before they could say a word, he said BOO. So loud that you. Ould hear it from Toronto to India. The kids were so terrified they locked the doors, the windows, they locked everything. The back door, the windows and they even locked the gate. They digged a huge hole outside their gardens so the ghost will fall in it. boo was so happy he ran to another house and kept scaring people until there was no more people to scare.
authors note: So if you hear a knock on your door just look through your window or look through anything g to make sure it is not Boo the ghost. And even he will try and get through your backdoor. And even he will try and get through your window. He's a very smart ghos. And let me tell you a few things. Make sure he doesn't steal any axes, a candle lighter or a chain saw. Because hen he will cut through your house and say BOO and say BOO and say BOO.
The End.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
smudge- part 2
He ran and ran to see to find stuff that his friends would like. While he was walking, he stopped. He looked up in the air and he saw a seagull. He was scared. The seagull would swoop down and grab him. The seagull landed down to guard something. Smudge elk brave. It was eggs. Maybe it was turtle eggs. Smudge sneakily grabbed an egg. The seagull chased him. Smudge ran and ran. He slipped in mud. Smudge put his hands and feet in his shell and hid the egg in it too. He found something to plug so he plugged it and that protected him from getting all the mud in. Heonly find two stuff for his legs. So he plugged the egg for his head hole.
The seagull took his eggs to a new place. Smudge thought those were turtle eggs. Smudge slipped and slipped in the icky sticky mud. None of the mud got on the egg but some got on the things he used for plugging.
Smudge fell into a lake. The lake drifted him and then it drifted him and then there was a waterfall. Smudge fell into the waterfall. Then he fell into another river and then floated. He popped one leg out and then the other leg. Then he climbed up in land and then grabbed the egg and popped out his face from his shell.
Smudge kept walking. Then he found his nest. The party was ready. But no friends werether. They were still coming. But smudge put the egg in his nest. When e party was over they slept next morning something happened. The egg wiggled. A win came out. Another wing came out. A beL cMe out. Pop it was a seagull baby. Smudge did not feel scared. It was only a baby. But something was not right. Smudge needed to return the baby because when it growed up it would have eaten Smudge.
So smudge went to return the baby seagull. He went and went . Suddenly he stopped . He saw the seagull. The seagull was bug. It was bigger than before. And it was brown. It was huge. It did not move. It did not fall his wings. Its eyes were brown . Ten there were two seagull. One was small and it looked the same as the one smudge had seen before. The other one was brown and bigger. Silly smudge. The brown one was a statue. Smudge went and returemd the baby to the seagull. The seagull grabbed the baby and smudge and flew to smudges home. Then it dropped smudge. En it flew away with its baby. But the baby did not fly. The seagull just carried the baby. And that is the end.
Authorsnote:well, I hope you enjoyed this story and I hope you enjoy the nextone. And smudge is not like a walking turtle like franklin. Its just a turtle that can talk. And thats the end.
Catty's Adventures
I thnk this is Chapter 5 because I started at Chapter 1 and left off at chapter 4 so sorry! one christams there was lots of presents . One was for none it didn't have a label. Catty did not get any.Cattyaisa cat and he lots of adventures.
Chapter 6
Hey do you know what's in here?Sorry, Santa said icant tell.
Chapter 7
Catty would like go type so okay catty you can type. Okay first let me write your part.
No no write the baby,s part. She only says bah bah. All right what do you think about what this story will be. Bah bah bah bah bah. Bah bah bah. Bah. Okay I can,t understand you. Bah okay . I'm just boing to leave off because I don't think I can handle this baby so I might be a little late for work.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Funny poems by Rohan
Sunday, February 21, 2010
The Reptile Camp
One day Steven was going to camp. He was very excited. there were going to see reptiles and snakes , a show and how to feed animals and they got to feed the crocodiles. When the bus stopped at the reptile house, they said this. "Welcome to our newest latest camp. This is where you will sleep tight and we will put our newest latest crocodile by your bedside and in a cage it will be. "And they followed a lady to the newest latest crocodile chamber.
Chapter 2- The Crocodile Chamber
They looked at white crocodiles, green crocodiles, all sorts of crocodile but not purple or pink but just regular colors like white and green. They chose which crocodile they would like to sleep by their side. Steven chose a big giant white one.
"WOW" everyone said, "that crocodile is huge." So they went to sleep. Steven had a bunk bed with his brother. They were the same age. Steven whispered into his brother's ears. "Nyro, do you think we're going to see more reptiles?"
Nyro said to Steven, "We're going to see as many as we can. "
"Oh", said Steven.
Nyro said, "And I have a book for you."
" Oh Thanks", said Steven. What's it about?"
" It's about all the reptiles. "
"So let's look for the biggest snake in the world. Well, I already know it.
"What?"
" it's the Anaconda. It gets it food by squeezing around its prey and it swallows it. "
Chapter 3- Large Reptiles
The next day, Steven and Nyro walked down the reptile hallway. The lady said to read a sign and the sign said, "Large Reptiles right ahead."
"WOW", Steven and Nyro said. "We're going to see an Anaconda and a viper."
"And maybe we are going to see one of the rarest reptiles in the whole world. That can only be the greatest reptile in the whole world.. Now we know which one that is. It's the one with the slithery body, one head, two big eyes and it has two feet on each side like a lizard and sometimes it slithers on it's tummy. It's called the the lizard livo snake."
They searched the whole museum to see which one was missing. but that must have been the newest reptile. they were so afraid. They wanted to see what it looked like. They wanted to see the newest reptile. they searched high and low,, they searched everywhere. They didn't find it anywhere. Everyone sighed. We will never see the new reptile. Not if we keep looking. Everyone kept looking, kept looking, kept looking, kept looking and kept looking. They checked in all the cages. None of them had two reptiles of different kinds.
No one knew about that. Tyrane led the kids into a large container. two komodo dragons were sitting there. One was sitting in the water. one was sitting on land. Now, said Tyrane. You are going to see how to feed the reptiles. "Feed them," said the kids.
"Feed them, said Tyrane.
"Yipee," said the kids.
"Any questions", said tyrane.
" have one," said Steven. Are komodo dragons rare or common?
"Well, that question is not an answer. Maybe you can find out in the book", said Nyro.
"Oh, I just remembered. That's not a question."
" Anymore questions," said Tyrane.
One girl raised up her hand yes, said Tyrane.
"Are komodo dragons lok like lizards and their face looks like dragons."
" Yes, see. "
"Oh", said the girl.
The End
Authors Note: So everyone, the rarest reptile wasn't a real one. It was just make believe . but how the anaconda gets its prey by squeezing it , that is real. And the komodo dragon is real. And what I said about the komodo dragon is real.
The real end.
Just for you
But the market was lived with three farmers. One farmer's name was named Carrot Bean. He was a farmer who peeled all the skin off the carrots. The second farmer was named Krama. He was the farmer that washed the carrots. And the third farmer was named Porch Bean. He was the farmer that wiped the carrots. Those three farmers never got any money to be rich. All they wanted to be rich. But those family bunnies named the Family Bunny stole all their nicest carrots.
One night when the bunnies were sleeping the farmers thought of a plan to capture. They thought to get their men to surround the bunny house. So they tried that but the bunnies had a new cottage that they built. So they went to the new cottage. The farmers tried another plan. And it was mysterious and good. They would set an alarm but the bunnies jumped so high that the alarm could not go on and each time the bunny stole the carrot, it whacked the farmer in the face and then the farmer went flying into the oceans and then a pack of fish was biting each of their bums.
They had another plan that was sneaky and good. They would set three traps each to catch each one of the bunnies. So they tried the plan. One farmer went in a bush. one farmer jumped in the lake. And one farmer took off his pants and took off his T-shirt and took off all his clothes and lay down on a rock as if he was dead. Each farmer had a gun. But the one who jumped in the lake saw a shark and the shark took the gun away. So the one who was in the water hid in the underground sea cave. They called this trap the nickel trap. But the farmers had a carrot. The bunnies wondered what their next plan would be. The bunnies wondered what they would do next. Maybe they would do something with a carrot but what. So, they went outside but before they could even go out the door they opened it and sniffed all around. They saw one farmer without his clothes with a carrot in his hand. they smelt two more carrots. One was in the ocean and one was in the bush. While they were thinking about that, the farmer in the ocean was doing the kung fu on the fish. And one fish bited him. He screamed so loud that the whole entire bunny family was thinking what that noise was. Maybe it was a talking carrot. Impossible.
So they stepped out just 1 insy tinsy step. Nothing happened. Another insy tinsy step. Well, nothing happened. The more they stepped, the more they could smell more stuff. Suddenyl one huge step they took. Suddenly they smelt the farmer and the gun. Suddenly, BOOM!!!
The farmers jumped out of their hiding place and the one that was pretending to be dead jumped up and the three farmers shot out one bullet each. Three bunnies got caught. The mummy one, the daddy one and the baby one but the kid one got away. But the three farmers just had three bullets and now they only had two. The farmers didn;t want to use all of their bullets because they didn;t have any more because they shot a tree because a tree and a rock . So now they didn't have any more bullets. "get the bunny", one farmer yelled. The 2 farmers scrambled into the forest searching for the little bunny. They ran tripping over sticks and one farmer had three prickles in his back. "Ouch" .
But the bunny came back to where he was. He freed his parents and his baby and bunny family said to the farmers, " We won't steal your carrots and we can help out too. You can give us things you make the carrots out of and we won;t have to steal from you". The farmers sighed, they dropped their guns and they agreed.
Author's note- Now I hope you learned lots of things from this story and one is you don't need something that the other one has. You can always just play with something else. That is what I call respecting. Some people don't call that respecting...but I do.
And another thing you learned from this story is to share. Like in the end when the farmers give up all their things and they share. Another thing you learned from this story- the last thing- is to not be greedy. Like when they kept stealing. because they wanted the farmers attention. but the farmers never wanted their attention. They wanted to make life more simple on the farm.
All these three things when you make them up it is called life peace. they call it that because life can be peace and if you fight about one insy winsy thing, what should that be about. As long as you have something that you have peace in. you should not take that thing away. It can't be lots of things in this world that you want because you are the one.Because you are the one that has to tell yourself to be more confident. And that's the three things that you have in a peaceful world.
Friday, January 29, 2010
The Coyotes Hard Answer
THE END
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
smudge - part 1
And that is the end of Smudge's view.