Funny poems by Rohan

Filly Folly Fally

Susan Margreta and Jones went to buy some eggs and ham.

Jones fell down and ripped his gown.

He saw another one.

He put it on and left his old one dowm.

But then Jones made an accident.

He was actually wearing curtains.

Big fish, small fish, Oops

Little Jhonny went fishing

He got big fish and small fish

He saw a huge fish jump up

He reeled it in

Oops he made a mistake

He caught a shark

He wasn't going to eat the shark

The shark was going to eat him.

Don't take your cat out on a windy day

Jonie Jenny took his cat out on a windy day

The cat blew away

And fell into a lake

Some fish bited his butt

And the cat ran away.

Be careful when you sleep

Filly Folly went to bed

He forgot to fix the lamp

The lamp fell on the bed

And Filly Folly slept in the lake

But when he slept in the lake

He had turned into a fish

Watch your step

One day Jones went out for a walk

He accidentally stepped into a pond

With fish with teeth the size of blades

The fish pulled him in

When he got out

everybody stared at him

And then someone gave him a mirrow

And he looked in the mirror

And then he saw

that he was naked

Don't daydream when it's winter

When it was winter, Jonie waked up

He said" Aah, I am daydreaming"

He thought it was summer

And said"Good morning, sun"

He put on his shorts and put on his flip flops

And put on his half T-shirt

And without his sweatshort or jacket

He went out to play.

He jumped up and then a snowflake fell on him

When he touched the ground

He froze.

And then he realised it was winter

He took off his shorts and he took off everything

And went in to change

And when it was summer

he thought he was still daydreaming

He put on his winter jacket

He out on his long sleeve T-shirt

He put on his jacket

and his snowpants

and his mittens

he put on his snow shoes

and went outside

This time, he did not freeze

But the minute he touched the ground

He burnt his clothes off

Then he was naked

The Cat's Bad Holiday

One day a mouse went for a holiday

A train led him into a big cave

And it was actually a giant cat

As the minute he realised he jumped out

And then he lit a match and put it in the cat's bum

the cat jumped up

found the water

But then a giant shark came

The cat gulped and ran away naked without his fur on.